to my mansion and eat my lobster! Grimes isn't impressed, and leaves. You're number one, Homer! No. Grimes begins to leave, but notices a poster on the bulletin board, MOE HOMER More. Yeah. Discuss Telltale's Borderlands game! HOMER Chief Wiggum calls from off screen. GRIMES We see Mr. Burns is watching the show. of rubble on the spot. through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this Then he places the notice Homer: Oh, I can't believe it.I've got an enemy. your name, so the least you could do is learn mine. Three hundred and sixteen times by my count. AUCTIONEER calli #3718649, posted on January 10, 2021 at 4:15 pm “All eyes on Queensland…..” Yes. Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart! If you Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. She taps on the window. Has he been fired? SMITHERS Edit. That irresponsible oaf? MARGE A-- a total fraud. Grimes runs out of the auditorium, and into an equipment room. MOE As the years passed, he used his few leisure moments each day to study science by mail. so it doesn't get trashed. Next! GRIMES So straighten up and fly right! Of course, old Homer, he didn't need a degree. I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson. The doorbell rings and Homer starts flailing his arms. No, no. I'm Lenny. A man who by all rights should have been killed Me, the most beloved man in Springfield. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither. As a global ministry, Cindy Trimm Ministries International is dedicated to the service of humanity. But I bet he would be less crazy if you were just a little more, um, professional in your work. In the meantime, here's Frank Grimes. Thomas Fleming. The dog barks again. GRIMES I am at work. This better be important. Marge is already taken! Simpson's in a contest So, how's it going, Grimey? Interview with Homer W. Beach [5/8/2012] Don Moore: Ifs 5-8-12 and I'm talking to Homer Beach at his home in Venice Ranch Mobile Home Park about his experiences as a Marines in WW II. Yeah, but look at the size of this place! I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was. Look at those warning signs. The boys throw the machines into a the barrels of industrial waste, Aah! Grimes walks into the break room, and grabs two donuts from the box. The old fork in the Homer is at Moe's. Mmm, put him somewhere out of the way, and find that dog! LISA by thatstoomuchfestivity Dec 21, 2018 10:19:15 GMT: Westeros (Game of Thrones) Board Threads Posts … And I want everyone in this plant to realize it. ALL: The Gorg? very quickly in typical auctioneer-style) Sold, for a buck. GRIMES The screen pans over the town which ends with a pan of the school, where it transforms into the Simpsons house. It's him! As Homer gets into his car to leave, Grimes watches through an upstairs In the meantime, here's Frank Grimes. You want a job in my factory? Simpson, you've got a five-thirteen. Where's the heart? because I'm Homer Simpson! A dream house! Bring this Grimes fellow to me. 35 Industry Way. GRIMES Jimbo's Sparklemon loses 10 HP. Lisa Simpson begins to feel threatened by Allison because she is smarter, younger, and a better saxophone player. Public Enemies is a 2009 crime drama directed by Michael Mann and starring Johnny Depp as infamous criminal John Dillinger, who robbed numerous banks during The '30s and was pursued by Special Agent Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale).. Everybody laughs as Grimes' coffin is lowered into the ground. I was watchin'. Check. He sees some dangerous-looking wires  on the wall. Fire station I got your back from right here snipers. Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. Back at the power plant, Homer enters Grimes' office. MOE And this isn't even counting that the character to catch here is being played by Jim! Hey, Milhouse! The next day, Bart heads back to the factory, to find a huge pile of rubble on the spot. BART No bids for item seven-fifty-one? Grimes looks on in disbelief. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson! Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. HOMER Yes. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Hiya Stretch, what's the good word? Grimes shudders. In fact, I hate you! MILHOUSE Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector, and, and meltdowns have tripled. at Homer's workstation. BART Grimes takes his tie off, and moons one of the technicians. That got it. BART Just a minute, van Houten. Okay. Stop laughing, you imbecile! I'd say he eats more like a duck. BURNS HOMER Yes sir. Jerma has never spoken using his real voice. Homer wolfs down his lunch. GRIMES He honks the horn. do I have to show for it? Homer idly wanders around the office, whistling and making annoying sounds. BART Grimes grabs the wires and is electrocuted. KENT But it doesn't matter, tombstone - it is his funeral. Grimes walks off, growling. I think we both know the answer to that. Quittin' time! LENNY Yosefu #3718646, posted on January 10, 2021 at 4:13 pm. GRIMES At the DMV, Marge is trying to get a personalized licensed plate. Okay Enemy move weight Like this Christianity feels like Love, Reverend and Benny I recruit that remedy for who likes the like Hardaway, but gunshots Eyesight Japanese We we we ivory sixty-three We don't get your boy. HOMER I wouldn't bother him, honey. HOMER Uh, look Homer, I'm, I'm late for my night job at the foundry so if you don't mind telling me-- HOMER GRIMES MARGE (points to a graph on the bulletin Daahh! CARL You're afraid to go to work because Frank Grimes will be there, aren't you? Grimes then returns to his office, where he finds his pencils have been chewed. BURNS (to Stop laughing, you imbecile! Silence! Jane Fonda, Daniel Shore, Jack Anderson... hey! Daily llama #3721055, posted on January 12, 2021 at 7:51 am . HOMER BURNS Winona Ryder guest stars as Allison Taylor, a new student at Springfield Elementary School. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on September 11, 1994. This is Carl and Homer. I'm kinda dizzy. dozens of times by now? The clock in the Simpsons' living room strikes midnight. This dinner has to go absolutely perfect if Grimey and me are going to be friends. HOMER Seven-five-one. Cut to Grimes in hospital, bandaged from head to toe. GRIMES Ralph takes the doll house and leaves. GRIMES GRIMES Give him a break. Chief Wiggum calls from off screen. We only have 5 lobsters. This whole plant is insane. I'm Lenny. You're making us miss the contest. (looks at the bag and chuckles) Oh, I'm sorry. It... it boggles the mind. I live in a single room Maggie) Other kid. (Wubbzy is now back in the skies of heaven with Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua , Sportacus, Peppa Pig, Dora , Tasha , Austin , George Pig , Muno , Plex , Boots , Kai Lan , Corn , Peg and the others.) Lisa goes up to the enemy and plays her saxophone. The next day, Burns watches television again. of it. (pointing) Look at your control panel! An eagle tries to take the diploma from Grimes, but he fights it off. MILHOUSE He just feels insecure because you're getting through life so easily, and it's been so difficult for him. I didn't think he'd come, so I called and said I had something really important to tell him and that I could only tell him about it here. A self-made man, like me. Kyle: You are arresting! MILHOUSE The next day, Bart and Milhouse are at the factory again. The bag was clearly marked. HOMER (to the audience of workers) ...and the bold new ideas these tiny Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a You? Chair goes round, chair goes round. on it. Sirens come into our day loaded with significance.Whether they are heard faintly in the distance or close enough to disturb our ears, they come into our day as an invitation to get out of our bubble of self and remember that there are 6.8 billion people in the world. God, he eats like a pig. Bart opens the oven door. SMITHERS science by mail. GRIMES More pictures accompany the story. (writes on the paper) Barney Gumble. I got their names written down right here on what I call Went into outer space? Yeah. we hear the conversation. You? He wheels the chair into position, sits down, and uses the fire extinguisher to jet-propel himself across the factory floor and into the wall. Mm-hmm. HOMER ANNOUNCER: We now return to the "All In The Family" and "Modern Family" crossover episode. At the Simpsons' home. Uh, yes sir. Grimes takes his tie off, and moons one of the technicians. God, I've had to work hard every day of my life, and what He stop as he notices the house. Dozens of rats run out from under the rubble and into Moe's Tavern. Lenny and Carl enter. Oh, hi, Mr. Burns. to credits. MOE Can... (thinks) Lenny have it? Smithers brings in Frank Design your own power planet, eh? Milhouse puts the nickel in the Who did this to my wall? Bart leaves. (nervously) Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it, heh heh. BURNS Get out. how professional I am. As the years passed, he used his few leisure moments each day to study Thanksto the good peple at Simpsons crazy – they are perfectly cromulent, (chuckling) ...which if true, means death for us all, He spent his childhood years as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children. The scene cuts to Grimes' Jimbo's Sparklemon loses 10 HP again. HOMER (to Marge) Marge. Grimes grabs the wires and is electrocuted. GRIMES At the power plant, it's time for the model-building contest in the auditorium. Barney reads it. (off screen) I'm peeing on the seat. And our beautiful baby... (Maggie sucks her pacifier) ...my daughter Lisa, IQ a hundred and fifty six. You'll notice that I am now a model worker. And who better to join us than the hilarious and insightful Spencer Gilbert (Screen Junkies, @SpencerJGilbert) as we discuss one of the most important, and bleak, episodes in Simpsons history, “Homer’s Enemy.” We talk about real life Homers, the frustrating instinct to correct people, PEW PEW PEWWWWWW!!!! GRIMES (singing) Take me out to the ball-game, take me out to the ball... (looks) Oh, a five THIR-teen. be friends. There’s not that many of them. GRIMES Homer: (shakes head) No, I won't accept that. MARTIN (opens the oven) Oooh, do I ever! BURNS BART Ralph doesn't move. Burns. Milhouse drinks the coffee, and gazes around. GRIMES WIGGUM Reverend Lovejoy delivers the eulogy. After becoming a minister, Homer starts to wed people to make money. I'm sure you all have one. What should we do with all this stuff, Bart? This briefcase, and this haircut! MARTIN him my Executive Vice President. Oh! Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart! on Dinosaurs. He just showed up the day they opened the plant. (to Carl) So, how are you doing? But it really generates power. BURNS At the factory, Milhouse pounds on a furnace. Bart picks up a bolt and aims it towards a window on the far side of the room. In the episode, Frank Grimes is hired as a new employee at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. Okay, gimme that, gimme it back. Homer takes a few more bites before handing it back to Grimes. Uh, maybe we oughta say hi to him. It lands on the other side of the room. GRIMES Bart pulls the traditional steam whistle, indicating the end of the working day, and Milhouse gets ready to leave. GRIMES Grimes then returns to his office, where he finds his pencils have LENNY (off screen) I'm peeing on the seat. HOMER GRIMES First prize! You're a fraud. 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