Pat quits his job and returns to Miami to pursue her. Ted: I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Mary Ted STANDS4 LLC, 2023. : Norm An orthopedic surgeon. : : Sully With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Something About Mary Choppers animated GIFs to your conversations. He lied about Mary to Ted. . What did Dom suggest that Ted do since he still loved Mary? Warren: Have you seen my baseball?Have you seen my baseball? [9] Chris Farley was considered for the role of Marys brother Warren, however his health was in a rapid decline due to his drug addictions and he was forced to turn down the role. Norm and Pat, listening outside, intervene and save Mary from Dom. That's our motto. : That seems like an aweful lot of speed to give one little pooch. Oh, uh Mary The film was also nominated for a Golden Globe Award for Best Motion Picture Musical or Comedy. [after hearing Tucker's conversation with Mary] Are you shittin' me? He fell in love with her in high school and then tried to find her when he became an adult. Mary No, I'm looking for a guy. Pat Healy: What, you think yer sh*t don't stink? Pat Healy Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with. : Children and a Labrador negative. Patrick Healy is the main antagonist in the 1998 comedy film There's Something About Mary.. He's played by Matt Dillon, who also played Trip Murphy in Herbie: Fully Loaded, Jonathan Corliss in A Kiss Before Dying, Sam Lombardo in Wild Things, John Ryan in Crash and Jack in The House That Jack Built.. About. He uses slander to turn . So, one day Mongo gets out of his cage Mary He is one of the less developed characters in There's Something About Mary. With Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, Ben Stiller, Lee Evans. Hitchhiker: No! : You see? It exposes us for what we are, the only animal with a sense of humor. When Mary reads an anonymous letter revealing that Ted hired Pat to find her, she becomes upset and dumps him. : I'm a Niners fan! Find out how you match to him and 5500+ other characters. That kid is really, uh, he's really . Actor who got the part: Matt Dillon. That kid is really, uh, he's really blossomed. [astonished] Ted decides to visit her anyway while Healy moves to Miami to pursue her. There's Something About Mary is one of the funniest movies in years, recalling the days of the Zucker-Abraham-Zucker movies, in which (often tasteless) gags were piled on at a fierce rate. Mary The most important night of his life (in his eyes) to that point is ruined, setting up the rest of the movie. Ted: Right. Docky and his wife were played by the Farrellys' parents. When Healy finds that Mary is beautiful and single, he lies to Ted, saying that she is fat, ugly and has children, and decides to pose as Mary's dream man to woo her himself. Cameron Diaz stars as Mary, every guy's ideal. I accepted a job offer. | Mary: What did I tell you the first time we met? And here's the question we want to answer for history: When Mary Jensen chose that dorky, neurotic, stalker, Ted Stroemann, over the handsome, confident, entrepreneur, Pat Healy, are we sure that she made the right choice? 1998. I'm fucking with you, Ted! [Ted] Pat Healy : outta the fuckin' picture! Ted Hes played by Matt Dillon, who also played Trip Murphy in Herbie: Fully Loaded, Jonathan Corliss in A Kiss Before Dying, Sam Lombardo in Wild Things, John Ryan in Crash and Jack in The House That Jack Built. Which building's yours? My real passion is my hobby. A professional golfer. See, your friend Tucker was lying about a couple of other things. Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. "[19], Gene Siskel ranked the film number 9 on his 10 Best films of 1998 (the final "best of" list he did before passing away). : [Whispers in Warren's ear]. Pat Healy Are you sure it won't kill him? There's Something About Mary was directed by Peter and Bobby Farrelly, who had previously made Dumb and Dumber in 1994 and Kingpin in 1996. Years later, Ted can't be kept away. There's Something About Mary Screenplay by Ed Decter & John J. Strauss and Peter Farrelly & Bobby Farrelly Story by Ed Decter & John J. Strauss (FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY) FINAL SHOOTING SCRIPT OCTOBER 21, 1997 FADE IN: EXT. Isn't that a little politically incorrect? : That's like going out there with a loaded gun! He resorts to lying, manipulation, and stalking to win Mary over. I see where you're going. Il engage un dtective priv, Pat Healy, pour la retrouver. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. The film features Cameron Diaz as the title character, while Ben Stiller, Matt Dillon, Lee Evans, and Chris Elliott all play men who are in love with Mary, and vying for her affection. Look, I know you guys got a job to do, alright? Something About Mary was a Farrelly Brothers romantic comedy featuring Mary (Cameron Diaz) and Ted (Ben Stiller). Are you OK? "There's Something About Mary Quotes." : On the advice of his best friend Dom Woganowski, Ted hires private investigator Pat Healy to track her down. Pat Healy Ted finds Mary and they begin dating, prompting Pat and Norm to team up to drive Ted away. : : I did it, I admit it. There's Something About Mary: Directed by Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly. Description. : She's a whale! Some of their most famous work includes the 1994 classic Dumb and Dumber starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, as well . I know he's a little different, but that's what I like about him. : : Pat Healy: Husband negative. That's what this is about, the hitchhiker? Really, what's that? | : eh. Really, what's that? Everybody else was on their own. Hitchhiker: Think about it. I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb-ass. That kid is really, uh, he's really blossomed. No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. Released: 1998. : : | Tucker: Twice last year! Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that? So, I went out and I got him, uh, I got him a leash. Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with. They're changing their image. Nothing. Although still mortified by a disastrous prom date with the beautiful Mary Jenson Elle est belle, gentille, s'occupe d'enfants handicaps et elle est clibataire. Pat plans on claiming Mary for himself, and isn't afraid to resort to any . And from what he told me on the phone just now, he loves you, too. 14 quotes. He is hospitalized after managing to painfully unzip it, which causes him to miss their date. I'm a Niners fan. Ted : : Detective Stabler: Take it easy! Brett never said those bad things about Warren. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself. Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. : Mary Norm Oh, that's what you're looking for, is it? After all, there's just something about Mary. : Pat quits his job and returns to Miami to pursue her. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Doctor Zit Face/High School Pal. Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Pat is just an eye for hire until he spies on Mary Jensen, with whom he immediately falls in love. Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. Mary Mary [about Pat] Pat Healy [tosses another through the window anyway]. Thirteen years later, he finally gets another chance with his old prom . Mary: Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter? Healy Official Sites Ted When Ted finds out the truth, he comes after Mary . Which building's yours? Pat Healy So we don't bust his chops too much. Pat Healy Norm Ted: Why I did it? : Please enable Javascript and hit the button below! Norm Years later, Ted hires Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to track down Mary so he can reconnect with her. In 2000, readers of Total Film magazine voted There's Something About Mary the fourth-greatest comedy film of all time. Pat Healey (born 1985), American soccer player; Pat Healy (fighter) (born 1983), American mixed martial arts fighter; Pat Healy (hurler) (1938-1970), Cork hurler; Pat Healy, character in the film There's Something About Mary; Pat Healy, character in the film WarGames; Patrick Francis Healy (1830-1910), African American Jesuit and President . You would not believe all the pussy down here. You're gonna fry! Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? : At its core, "Mary" is the sincere love story between Ted (Stiller) and Mary (Diaz), which is complicated by unscrupulous private eye Pat Healy (Matt Dillon), Mary's confidant (Lee Evans . Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. Pat Healy Pat Healy Ever since their ill-fated prom date, when he got his family jewels caught in his zipper, Ted Stroehmann (Ben Stiller) hasn't been able to stop thinking about Mary (Cameron Diaz). Ted then arrives along with Brett Favre, an ex-boyfriend Mary dumped after Norm lied about him insulting Warren. '"[3] Most of the film was shot in Miami, Florida. Bill was seriously considered for the role of Pat Healy, but they decided he was too old. Pat Healy Pat is just an eye for hire - until he spies on Mary Jensen, with whom he immediately falls in love. Norm Coconut Guy. Pat Healy Pat Healy Although Pat discovers that she is a beautiful orthopedic surgeon living in Miami, he lies to Ted (the person who hired him) that Mary is obese and undesirable. That kid is really, uh, he's really blossomed. Ted : : What did Pat do after he saw Mary while doing his investigation? Are you familiar with the soccer stadium? Minute Abs. : 7-Elevens. Well, that's what I said! Norm takes on the identity of a crippled British architect named Tucker after delivering a pizza to Mary and falling for her at first sight. Ted: No, I don't think, I mean, yes it does, no I don't Pat Healy: Not in months, I don't know why I bought the damn place. Ted's (Ben Stiller) dream prom date with Mary (Cameron Diaz) never happens due to an embarrassing injury at her home. Umm four. Norm Is that is that hair gel? : Company Credits : Does he bite? Hey, I love it when you talk dirty to me, man! Tucker appears to be a handicapped British architect, but is really a pizza boy who also lusts after Mary. [tosses another through the window anyway]. Mary While living in Providence, R.I., (the Farrellys' home turf) he learns that Mary lives in Florida and hires exactly the wrong private investigator to track her down. Can reconnect with her time you 're up that way that you drop in and Take a gander at yourself... 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